godbless-st-cyr:

A compilation of my favorite teacher/school related posts

Does anyone actually know what you have to do when people are singing happy birthday to you.

liamfx:

staff at checkout: that’ll be $9.95
me: here’s $10.00
me: keep the change 
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fuckinq:

sexcake:

does anyone else accidentally stare at a boys penis when hes wearing pants

me but it’s never an accident

Obama chuckled. “You mean the chaos emeralds?”

stability:

stop!!! taking!!! everything!!! so!!! seriously!!!

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